"Cooking With
The Enemy" Savory Recipes From Papua-New Guinea
My boss has a
problem dealing with authority figures - like me.
Gambling is not
addictive. I have been gambling for 25 years.
Women close their
eyes when they kiss because they can't stand to see a
man have a good time.
NATO: Now America
Takes Over.
Just when I think
I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
What does the
Jewish Superman say?
Up, up and oy vey!!
What do
homosexuals call other homosexuals that are too gay?
A: Frenchman!
Q: Pat
Robertson, what's the best way to get to Paradise?
A: "Turn right and go
straight."
Q: What did the
brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
A: "You must be new around here."
Listeners of
country radio station KMPS called to complain that
they found the use of the word "lesbian" in
a public service message offensive.
The station apologized for the offense and then played
a song about a guy who was in love with his horse.
New Wave Bumper
Stickers
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His
Animal Friends
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a
car window
How many roads must a man travel down before he
admits he is lost
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in
ammunition
Two gerbils
walking on the sidewalk in front of a gay bar
One says to the other as they were staring at the sign,
Let go in and get shit-faced!!!!!
Little old Mr.
Fontaine is on his front stoop, barbequing a chicken
on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey,
man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on
fire."
What do the
letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call
a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What's the
difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What's the
difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
The taste.
What does it
mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
Shin: a device for
finding furniture in the dark.
And Moses looked upon
the Lord and said: "We are your chosen
people and you want us to cut the tips off our
WHAT?!"
Join the Army,
meet interesting people, kill them.
For Sale:
Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
We put the K in
Kwality.
West Virginia:
Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.
I Have The
Body Of A God......Buddha
Eat Right,
Exercise, Die Anyway
Illiterate?
Write For Help
Dyslexics Of The
World - Untie!
Q: What did
the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
AA: No.. But I can pick up dates...
Q: Why don't blind
people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.
Do not forget to sign
the guest book...
Yeah, click on "guest book" Duh....
